Tarzan is CUT, is a fast learner, incredibly patient and protective, and looks equally hot in a loincloth or English dress. He also has a lil’ hat and is full of energy. Thomas, voiced by Christian Bale, is supportive and super cute. I know for a fact everyone is sleeping on Thomas. Hans is also devastatingly handsome and “Love is an Open Door” is a perfect duet. The turn in Frozen is a wonderful subversion of fairy tale tropes. The chin, the smile, the bod, the kindness – Herc is the whole package. First, the great muse “Honey, you mean Hunk-ules!” Next, Meg: “Did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?” The screaming group of girls: “I GOT HIS SWEATBAND!!!” Herc is fit, he’s sweet, and he is a HERO. I pull the following quotes to support Herc being so high on this list.
Classically handsome, musically inclined, looks good in various states of undress – Prince Eric is one of my guys.
